At that point, spinning around and flying out the attic window is practically a godsend, and the encounter with Ol' Hatbox is an extremely welcome Mood Whiplash.
The Walt Disney World Constance update adds some new animations, including one where she gives a facetious Aside Glance, and another where she shows off a giant fancy ring, further hammering in her motivations for murder.
Perhaps you really did "escape" the attic after all. What's worse? After each phrase, she materializes her ax, which was used to kill her husbands. You pass by a picture of a married couple, and then another - wait, is that the same girl as before, only now she's got an extra string of pearls and two dead husbands? This repeats twice?! And then you round a corner and there she is, in a decrepit wedding dress, smiling sweetly as she says messed-up wedding phrases, including these very disturbing quotes:Ĭonstance: Hurry baaack. You ascend into the dusty attic where a tinny piano plays an Ominous Music Box Tune version of "Here Comes the Bride", and you can hear a deep, sepulchral heart beat ever so slowly.
So hurry back, we would like your company